I'm the king of the jungle. i am single. I want an aggressive forever-girlfriend. Hit on me! At least click on me to read THE BEST POLITICAL PLATFORM!
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do any of you progressives want to actually beat maga?
You got shellacked.
You should like me, Progressives. I'm the one to get it done.
You are not tough enough. You know what needs to be done, but not how to get it done. I know how to get it done. And we agree, what needs to be done:
#FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckJesus #FuckTheMan #FuckChristianConservatives #FuckTheBible #FuckTrumpAgain #FuckVance #FuckJDVanceLyingSackOfShit #FuckFoxNews #FuckTuckerCarlson #FuckSpeakerJackassJohnson
You are upset they are winning but you have no stomach for aggressive, Progressives, it seems. Those hashtags are too much for your delicate sensibilities. It's no wonder MAGA whipped your ass.
So if you want to beat them:
Bring me my Bow of burning gold:
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold:
Bring me my Chariot of Fire!
(William Blake)
I AM THE FIRST CANDIDATE DELIBERATELY NOT RAISING MONEY. I will not be bought! TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
"Gun Hand" for hire: I'll be your congressman Progressives
I WILL send "THE MAN" out of our government on a rail
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That's just the beginning.
Soak the Super Rich!
This is the foundation of my POUR DOWN Economics program.
Frequently Asked Questions
These are all the comments and questions I am not going to answer if any boy asks me:
Says you and what police department?
That depends. Are you reading this?
No.
I will answer girl questions all the live long day.
As left as you can get, plus as right as you can get.
Of?
Very.
Yes.
No.
Sure.
I didn't know you wanted to.
I know.
Yes.
How much you wanna bet?
That's not my responsibility to answer. If you want to vote for the best candidate, you oughta know what they think. Then you pick.
Don't you like sharing hot gossip?
I wouldn't be stressing over these answers if that was so.
I'm not going to change. If you think I'm an asshole now then I guess the answer is yes. But I am not an asshole. And I'm not going to change after I win.
I won't be able to go bad. Read about "The Harry S. Truman Show" in my platform. It's #6.
My first term I will be alone. My second term, 434 independents will join me.
How about Focus Fusion and #DeFangThePolice?
We are a country because something like that happened before.
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Yes. Contact me your preferred way and if I like your idea with my always open mind I will add it to my platform and give you credit!
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I will answer female reporter and voter questions until every single one has been answered to someone's satisfaction. Live or online. Ask me anything!
Privacy Policy
This is a document created by a "lawyer".
I and my team of assholes and girls in the wrong profession are making mountains of extra work for ourselves, and more importantly everyone else, by creating things that do nothing and take forever to deal with.
We make these very long bad book reports about nothing deliberately.
We make them confusing and unpleasant to read.
This is so you don't know and understand how we are going to fuck you over.
This isn't funny. "I" do it every day. Do you know how many hours and how much an hour I am billing Congressman Alexander for this?
Nothing since this is me typing. Congressman Alexander. Do you think I am going to pay some cocksucker to do something for me that I can do?
No.
Anyway lawyers and I am not one officially but they are all afraid of me, deliberately and deliberately charge for wasting everyone else's time. Except the ones who go to court and demand justice. Find me one who enjoys that. I haven't.
Anyway. FUCK THE REST OF THEM. Especially the ones that are the footsoldiers FOR THE BILLIONAIRES. They are the top dogs of the Gestapo, in my book.
THEY DO NOT NEED TO BE DESTROYED. But their boss's boss?
REPEAT. This is a quote, from "someone who isn't me." SWIM.
SWIM says: "Luigi Mangioni, while (unfortunately) executing the wrong person, did make a point. Someone deserves to be blamed for so many people being not kinda rich."
Who?
The boy he killed (and the reason I don't care is because a dead boy of any kind makes me chuckle) was WORKING FOR the problem. He wasn't THE problem. He was a go-getter who got "ahead" in life. He WAS NOT Super-Rich. He worked for them.
So L. Mangione didn't kill the bad guy. He killed the bad guy's personal assistant.
THE MAN. He did not kill The Man. He killed The Man's "boy". HERE IS THE DANGEROUS PART:
Should anyone reading this desire to repeat for bad reasons the actions of Luigi (who will soon be on goddamn t-shirts with his meatball brother), consider this:
ELON MUSK IS AN ASSHOLE. He doesn't deserve to die but he deserves to be.... think of something not against the law and horrible. Do that. A lot.
JEFF BEZOS IS AN ASSHOLE: DO NOT KILL THESE PEOPLE. You can frighten them but not because I said to. Blame SWIM.
BILL GATES IS AN ASSHOLE: Blame him. Nicely.
SORRY TO SAY BUT TAYLOR SWIFT AND OPRAH AND KIM KARDASHIAN AND LEBRON JAMES AND EVERY OTHER BILLIONAIRE REGARDLESS OF SEX RACE AND "COOLNESS"... THEY ARE THE MOTHER FUCKIN' PROBLEM. DO SOMETHING NON-VIOLENT AND LEGAL TO THEM! That makes them GIVE IT UP!
Their cash. Cruise ships. Castles. and the land. money. resources. and things.
MONEY. land. LAND. land. resources resources timber water minerals AND THINGS and land.
WE WANT THE LAND BACK TED TURNER. Google Turner Lands. Please. So you know this is legit.
White collar conservative flashin' down the street, pointing THEIR plastic finger at me. They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high.
Jimi Hendrix
Wolf Alexander - Independent! for Congress 2026
131 Mulberry Drive! Stanardsville, Virginia! 22973
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