Rocket to the Top!

Also!

I Will Defeat MAGA!

Back me, New York University. I'm the one to get it done.

I will defeat The Chump once and for all.

This is my platform. Read the details in my newspaper:

1. THE DESTRUCTION, OF THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM.
2. DIRECT DEMOCRACY! EVERYONE VOTES ABOUT EVERYTHING.
3. PRO CHOICE! 'TILL THE DAY PRO LIFE DIES.
4. A REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH - POUR! DOWN! ECONOMICS.
5. WOMEN GET THE SUPERMAJORITY IN GOVERNMENT, THE EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT, AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT.
6. CONGRESSIONAL AND SUPREME COURT TERM LIMITS.
7. THE PUBLIC GETS TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
8. REMOVING MONEY FROM POLITICS. ZERO DONOR WINNERS!
9. WILDERNESS AMERICA - THE REGROWTH OF OUR WILD COUNTRY.
10. BIG PRIZE MONEY FOR FRESH IDEAS AND GREAT ACHIEVEMENTS.
11. A HEROIC NATIONAL AGENDA AND SPIRIT!

12. YOUR IDEAS HERE.

Bring me my Bow of burning gold:

Bring me my Arrows of desire:

Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold:

Bring me my Chariot of Fire!

(William Blake)

Make sure I win!

(Wolf Alexander)

PUSH FOR: "The Autography of a Social Revolutionary" - the CliffsNotes: I am a rebel.

Frequently Asked Questions

These are all the comments and questions I am not going to answer if any man asks me:

Hey you can't do that!

Says you and what police department?

Are you serious?

That depends. Are you reading this?

You should __________.

No.

Women! Your questions?

I will answer your questions all the live long day.

What's your position on X, Y and Z?

As left as you can get, plus as right as you can get.

Aren't you afraid?

Of?

Are you anti-man?

Very.

Can you answer a yes/no question with yes or no?

Yes.

Are you making fun of me?

No.

Wanna go out?

Yes.

What if I won't kiss you?

I didn't know you wanted to.

I said I "what if I won't".

I know.

Now you're fucking with me.

Yes.

A political candidate with a website like this can't win.

How much you wanna bet?

Why should I vote for you?

That's not my responsibility to answer. If you want to vote for the best candidate, you oughta know what they think. Then you pick.

Why should I tell my girlfriends about you?

Don't you like sharing hot gossip?

Is everything a joke to you?

I wouldn't be stressing over these answers if that was so.

Are you going to become just another asshole with power?

I'm not going to change. If you think I'm an asshole now then I guess the answer is yes. But I am not an asshole. And I'm not going to change after I win.

You are better than that?

I won't be able to go bad. Read about "The Bess Truman! Show!" in my platform. It's #6.

You will be one lone hero against 434 party hacks. How will you...

My first term I will be alone. My second term, 434 independents will join me in the House. And 34 in the Senate

Anything else? Why not cold fusion and flying pigs too?

How about Focus Fusion and #DeFangThePolice?

Nothing like this has ever happened before.

We are a country because something like this happened before.

How do I learn how to speak every language? (female supporter submitted)

Find one person who speaks each language, and talk to them until you are fluent.

Can I suggest something?

Yes. Contact me your preferred way and if I like your idea with my always open mind I will add it to my platform and give you credit!

Why does this have to be the last one!?

Not my fault. It's the website builder.

I will answer female reporter and voter questions until every single one has been answered to someone's satisfaction. Live or online. Ask me anything!

If you can read this you don't need classes. Give me your energetic. your determined. your independent asses, yearning to breath fun!

Also!

I Will Defeat MAGA!

I AM THE FIRST CANDIDATE DELIBERATELY NOT RAISING MONEY. I will not be bought!

Gun Hand for Hire: I'll be your Congressman Lady Progressive

I WILL send "THE MEN" out of the government on a rail

newspaper (scroll sideways!)

RADIO! "The Wrong News! at 5:00pm"

Television ("The Bess Truman! Show!")

THE FUTURE FIRST LADY'S PICTURE LINKS TO TIKTOK

SO DOES THIS

Frequently Asked Questions

[Christian] conservative flashin' down the street, pointing their plastic finger at me. They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high.

If you can read this you don't need classes. Give me your energetic. your determined. your independent asses, yearning to breath fun!

Also!

I Will Defeat MAGA!

I AM THE FIRST CANDIDATE DELIBERATELY NOT RAISING MONEY. I will not be bought!

Gun Hand for Hire: I'll be your Congressman Lady Progressive

I WILL send "THE MEN" out of the government on a rail

newspaper (scroll sideways!)

RADIO! "The Wrong News! at 5:00pm"

Television ("The Bess Truman! Show!")

THE FUTURE FIRST LADY'S PICTURE LINKS TO TIKTOK

SO DOES THIS

Frequently Asked Questions

[Christian] conservative flashin' down the street, pointing their plastic finger at me. They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high.

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